Jackie Martinez (#30425)
Image by mark sebastian
HOW A PHOTO IS BORN IN MY MIND
Jackie: I’m hungry. What are we doing for lunch?
Mark: Want to try that burrito place a couple blocks away?
[15 minutes later]
Mark: This line is taking forever
Jackie: ::drinks soda::
Mark: ::snap snap::
[8 months later]
Mark: Hey Jackie Martinez, I just uploaded a new photo to Flickr
BUT IN REALITY, IT HAPPENS LIKE THIS
Jackie: I’M THIRSTY. MUSH,YOU FOOL!!!
Mark: ::Hobbles over with a soda::
Jackie: IDIOT!! ::slaps soda onto the street:: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DRINK THIS WHEN IT’S NOT EVEN OPEN!!!
Mark: ::hobbles away crying::
[4 minutes later]
Mark: ::hobbles back with an open can, sweating and gasping for air::
Jackie: WHAT ARE YOU DOING JUST STANDING THERE! THESE PHOTOS AREN’T GOING TO SHOOT THEMSELVES ::poses::
