How to drop kick a baby goat : 1) Pick up goat; 2) …
Image by Ed.ward
…Kick goat as far as possible. As per King Lear, the idea is to get it to hit a star.
As you can see it was a real crowd pleaser. Those German people (on the left of the photo) loved it. That guy didn’t though – mainly because his girlfriend thought it was the best thing she’d ever seen.
A little later on I made a video of me trying to catch a Tennessee goat and drop kick that too, you can see it here. The word had obviously got round the herd of Gs that I was practicing my skills and as you can see this one actually fainted in terror.
N.B. If you’re not familiar with the works of Shakespeare, move your mouse over the goat to see the line.
